Music that's impossible to have sex to.

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    Music Music that's impossible to have sex to.


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    Music that's impossible to have sex to.

    Bjork.

    Unless you're a penguin. Then that shit's like Spanish fly.

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    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    Bjork.

    Unless you're a penguin. Then that shit's like Spanish fly.
    SOLID disagree.

    Try this:


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    See what you've DONE?!?!?


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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    Bullshit... I can rock some ass to some Steppin' Out. Thrust on the piano hits, she'll come everytime she hears this song and she won't even know why.

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    Bullshit... I can rock some ass to some Steppin' Out. Thrust on the piano hits, she'll come everytime she hears this song and she won't even know why.
    The problem is I can't NOT sing along to it.

    And I don't have enough coordination to sing and **** at the same time.

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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    The problem is I can't NOT sing along to it.

    And I don't have enough coordination to sing and **** at the same time.
    Try just humming it.

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    Not only can you not have sex to this pile of monkey spunk, you probably can't keep your lunch down when it's playing, either.


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    Originally Posted by soonersseth View Post
    Is a deaf virgin the best person to provide an opinion on this subject?
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    Music that's impossible to have sex to.

    Chipmunks.

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    Originally Posted by heff View Post
    Try this remix instead.


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    No such music exist. Even if its fingernails across a chalk board. =))

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    Music that's impossible to have sex to.

    Garth. Brooks.
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    Originally Posted by OrangeBlossom View Post
    Is a deaf virgin the best person to provide an opinion on this subject?

    I really wanted to thank this post more.

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    Originally Posted by OrangeBlossom View Post
    Is a deaf virgin the best person to provide an opinion on this subject?



    OB made a funny post....

    Finally something that isn't a pony or an acknowledgment that a thread was relocated...

    SHE'S NOT A BOT, GUYS!!!!

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    There is no music that is impossible to have sex to. it doesn't take me that long to have sex

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    Anything by Whitesnake.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Anything by Whitesnake.
    Does it count if you put the tv on mute and jacked it to Tawny Kitaen?
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    this

    pick any of his/her 'songs'


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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Garth. Brooks.
    tried that much!?
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    Texas fight song.
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    Music that's impossible to have sex to.

    Originally Posted by JJohnson14 View Post
    Texas fight song.
    Well, that makes for a good hate ****.
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    Anything über estrogen.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Anything by Whitesnake.
    You shut your **** mouth.

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    Music is just to lure them in, once they are restrained you can play whatever you want.

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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    You shut your **** mouth.

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