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This applies to most of you (so GTFIH and check it out)
Goddam it, I misspelled the title.
MODS! Please have namro fix it.
I've always wondered how it was that fatties had to aim when they went dodo. I could have done without the visual aid though.
I would also like to say that if you order and have installed a Great John toilet you have given up in life.
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Given up? Or won?Originally Posted by Wailer
This is so wrong...
Reminds me of how everyone was fat as **** on that movie Wall-E, and just floated around in those chairs. That is so our future.
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Until we're all squatting, we're doing it wrong.
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I don't understand why some people feel we need a comfortable toilet seat. That ain't no place to kick back and relax. Just get your business done and get out of there.
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You don't have kids do you?
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We could just do like those Asians do and put a hole in the ground...
I personally take my time, and get it all out. There's usually a courtesy flush in there to keep the paint from peeling on the walls.
Got me there.
Fixeded
You're no Namro.
Hmm so since fecal matter can somehow squeeze through all that blubber, do they use paper towel rolls instead of regular rolls? Lot of surface are for cleaning the remnants of a massive growler...
I shouldn't surprised but that thread about losing weight this year made me realize just how ****ing fat this board is.
But we have awesome blood.
This is true. I merely enjoy bacon instead of being actually ****ually excited by it.
If you have to use a towel to wipe, or use the Great John, it might be time for an exercise and diet plan
This thread has been approved by Mark Mangino and his **** towel...
Is that Meni?Until we're all squatting, we're doing it wrong.
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hey, maybe this will be a trend, and they will start making everything to accomodate fatties...........like airplane seats!
Dear lord. What has been seen cannot be unseen. I now know why fat people have **** stains on their pant legs.
Actually there have been some studies that show that you are correct. And I can tell you from some personal experience working with Afghani soldiers, that once you get used to ****ting that way, it's not as hard as it looks. That being said, they all must have had their ****holes in the middle of their backs, because whenever they used an regular toilet, **** seemed to spray everywhere.Until we're all squatting, we're doing it wrong.
Pooperrific!
A quick Google search indicates this company is likely out of business. A separate brand called "Big John Toilets" sells oversize seats and props to protect wall mounted toilets from collapse capable of bearing up to 1000 lbs, marketed toward business as insurance. The props are even sadder than the original post.
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This and those scooter things make me sad for merika. very very sad.
It's OK dude, eventually the fatties will die, and we will inherit the earth............and their scooters.
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It also needs a garbage disposal to chop up the gigantic fat guy ****s.
and recycle the corn and peanuts
No thanks. I have two bad knees. If my left knee didn't dislocate ****uming this position, my feet would be stones in 7 seconds and I'd fall off and get a massive head injury. That's an image my wife and kids don't need.Until we're all squatting, we're doing it wrong.
Those things are needed. I worked at Sears one summer and some 300lb woman snapped one of those toilets clean off the wall and flooded the whole bathroomA quick Google search indicates this company is likely out of business. A separate brand called "Big John Toilets" sells oversize seats and props to protect wall mounted toilets from collapse capable of bearing up to 1000 lbs, marketed toward business as insurance. The props are even sadder than the original post.
Now that's a time when video would be needed from a bathroom. Talk about viral!
How the hell do you react to something like that...you just snapped a toilet off a wall? If that doesn't inspire weight loss, nothing will.
She probably sued Sears.
Didn't Stu have a semi-legendary thread about berating a fat person in a bathroom for breaking the toilet? I'm pretty sure it ended in thunderous applause.
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Hey, ****hole. Not all people that need those are obese.
Do fatties have to spread their fat **** cheeks with their fat sausage fingers when they take fat ****s?
Fat chance.
Good grief what on earth
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How do you make a fatty get smaller? Smoke it, of course.
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gawd dam it
Hmmm. **** on a stick.
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The hot girl showing it off in the beginning is classic.
almost a whole page and no mention of me?
Until we're all squatting, we're doing it wrong.
How did no one catch this?
:: golf clap ::
Well played, sir...
Well played indeed...
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