The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

[oorah_okie]

HAPPY MR HANKEY EVE!!!

[oorah_okie]

Bump from the Quail Springs Mall Dillard's. Took awhile to find this pooper, but well worth it. Clean and in an isolated part if the store. Highly recommended.

[SoonerBounce]

You should be adventurous and go to crossroads

[oorah_okie]

You should be adventurous and go to crossroads

U dumpin n the wrong place, vato.

[CookiePuss]

bump that hurt

[Oldnslo]

I thought that one was coming out sideways. Whew!

[oorah_okie]

Last poop, let's hope, of 2012!

[SoonerBounce]

man my new year started off crazy yesterday. I must have ate something bad. Probably needed to bump this thread about 10 times but I was in too much pain (hot hot hot)

[oorah_okie]

Here I sit, buns aflexin, givin birth to another Texas Aggie!

[bJ0]

i have shat 4 times today so far.

i think i drink too much coffee.

[jumperstop]

You might want to see a doctor...

[Jason]

You might want to see a doctor...

Preferably a psychiatrist.

[Tug Medick]

Conventional poops or hot carl poops?

[willie]

4-5

[Clark W. Griswold]

Once. Same time, every day. Been that way forever.

[bushmaster06]

Once or twice a day.

[2121sooner]

Once a day but it lasts for 7 hours

[wut]

I don't think it's healthy to **** 4 times a day.

I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.

[bJ0]

5th time so far.

lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.

[KCRuf/Nek]

Are you counting your post in this thread?

[ourn]

5th time so far.

lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.

[McRib]

5th time so far.

lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.

You're killing Oorah by not bumping the poop thread.

[KCRuf/Nek]

Well after about 10 days of a nasty flu solid food is not my friend. Would you like pics?

[ab5sr]

...waiting for some of the ladies to respond

[KCRuf/Nek]

I don't think it's healthy to **** 4 times a day.

I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.

So what you're saying is you usually don't poop unless you're getting paid?

[ourn]

So what you're saying is you usually don't poop unless you're getting paid?

Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.

[Tug Medick]

You're killing Oorah by not bumping the poop thread.

If it were only that easy

[KCRuf/Nek]

Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.

I used to have a guy do that and I'd clock him out when he'd go do that. If I didn't pay you to eat it then I ain't paying you to get rid of it.

[bJ0]

I used to have a guy do that and I'd clock him out when he'd go do that. If I didn't pay you to eat it then I ain't paying you to get rid of it.

thats pretty ****ty.

[KCRuf/Nek]

thats pretty ****ty.

Monday go into your boss and let him know you plan on wasting 20 minutes twice a day during your busiest times. I'm sure he'll love you to death.

Also the women that would spend their first 15-20 minutes on the clock doing their make up.

[barlowd]

I **** once a day....usually after my wife's cooking

[willie]

Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.

free toilet paper too, can be a bit scratchy though

[barlowd]

I **** once a day....usually after my wife's cooking

Right on cue

[bJ0]

I think I maxed at 5.

[slevin]

twice a day, once in the morning and once in the afternoon.

[Soonerside]

****, I am like once every other day. I just had a colonoscopy on 12/16 and clean as a whistle.

[Drake]

Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.

Some of you guys have the bar set pretty low

[bJ0]

6.

[SpankyNek]

I don't think it's healthy to **** 4 times a day.

I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.

I read somewhere, that a perfect metabolism would result in a **** for each meal.

I'd say I'm a 2.2 avg/ day.

[SoonerBounce]

Well after about 10 days of a nasty flu solid food is not my friend. Would you like pics?

ratemypoo.com

[SoonerBounce]

I'm probably 2-3 times a day. When I wake up. AFter my coffee and then in the afternoon or evening. There are exception days though

[oorah_okie]

The only thread worth a **** on OC.

[Nazgul]

I can upload a pic if yall want

[oorah_okie]

Here I sit, buns aflexin, givin birth to another OW poster.

[Oldnslo]

Truly, a spectacular morning. The usual first-in-the-day dump. A follow up dump (sometimes referred to as "part two" in my household, but a distinct event from the first). And an after exercise dump.

3! 3 in one morning! I felt my eyeballs shift back in their sockets!

I was going to start a new thread about it, but wasn't sure all would share my exuberance.

3!!!

[SoonerBounce]

i walked into the bathroom at work today and somebody had left a big **** in the potty!

[COLLISON ANGRY]

I am making red beans and rice for dinner so it's going down tonight... And probably all day tomorrow

[SoonerBounce]

I am making red beans and rice for dinner so it's going down tonight... And probably all day tomorrow

For lunch today i went to Crabtown....which means tonight I will be going to grabtown.

calamari, gumbo, crawfish etufee (sp), red beans and rice

[COLLISON ANGRY]

For lunch today i went to Crabtown....which means tonight I will be going to grabtown.

calamari, gumbo, crawfish etufee (sp), red beans and rice

You just made me REALLY hungry..... The Crabtown part, not Grabtown

[COLLISON ANGRY]

Damn I made a good pot of red beans and rice tonight. My stomach sure did enjoy it. My toilet....not so much