The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    HAPPY MR HANKEY EVE!!!

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    Bump from the Quail Springs Mall Dillard's. Took awhile to find this pooper, but well worth it. Clean and in an isolated part if the store. Highly recommended.

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    You should be adventurous and go to crossroads

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    Originally Posted by SoonerBounce View Post
    You should be adventurous and go to crossroads
    U dumpin n the wrong place, vato.

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    bump that hurt

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    I thought that one was coming out sideways. Whew!

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    Last poop, let's hope, of 2012!

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    man my new year started off crazy yesterday. I must have ate something bad. Probably needed to bump this thread about 10 times but I was in too much pain (hot hot hot)

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    Here I sit, buns aflexin, givin birth to another Texas Aggie!

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    Shit how many times a day do you poop?

    i have shat 4 times today so far.

    i think i drink too much coffee.
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    You might want to see a doctor...

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    Originally Posted by jumperstop View Post
    You might want to see a doctor...
    Preferably a psychiatrist.

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    Conventional poops or hot carl poops?

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    Once. Same time, every day. Been that way forever.

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    Once or twice a day.

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    Once a day but it lasts for 7 hours
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    I don't think it's healthy to shit 4 times a day.

    I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.

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    5th time so far.

    lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.

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    Are you counting your post in this thread?

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    Originally Posted by bJ0 View Post
    5th time so far.

    lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.
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    how many times a day do you poop?

    Originally Posted by bJ0 View Post
    5th time so far.

    lots of jalepenos and mimosas this am.
    You're killing Oorah by not bumping the poop thread.

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    Well after about 10 days of a nasty flu solid food is not my friend. Would you like pics?

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    ...waiting for some of the ladies to respond

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    Originally Posted by wut View Post
    I don't think it's healthy to shit 4 times a day.

    I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.
    So what you're saying is you usually don't poop unless you're getting paid?
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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    So what you're saying is you usually don't poop unless you're getting paid?
    Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    You're killing Oorah by not bumping the poop thread.
    If it were only that easy
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    Originally Posted by ourn View Post
    Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.
    I used to have a guy do that and I'd clock him out when he'd go do that. If I didn't pay you to eat it then I ain't paying you to get rid of it.

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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    I used to have a guy do that and I'd clock him out when he'd go do that. If I didn't pay you to eat it then I ain't paying you to get rid of it.
    thats pretty shitty.
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    Originally Posted by bJ0 View Post
    thats pretty shitty.
    Monday go into your boss and let him know you plan on wasting 20 minutes twice a day during your busiest times. I'm sure he'll love you to death.

    Also the women that would spend their first 15-20 minutes on the clock doing their make up.

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    I shit once a day....usually after my wife's cooking

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    Originally Posted by ourn View Post
    Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.
    free toilet paper too, can be a bit scratchy though

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    Originally Posted by barlowd View Post
    I shit once a day....usually after my wife's cooking
    Right on cue

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    I think I maxed at 5.

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    how many times a day do you poop?

    twice a day, once in the morning and once in the afternoon.

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    Shit, I am like once every other day. I just had a colonoscopy on 12/16 and clean as a whistle.

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    Originally Posted by ourn View Post
    Nothing better than getting paid to drop a deuce.
    Some of you guys have the bar set pretty low

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    6.

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    Originally Posted by wut View Post
    I don't think it's healthy to shit 4 times a day.

    I typically go once or twice a day. I'm guaranteed one about an hour after I get to work in the morning, around 7 am, and then sometimes I have another either after lunch or after dinner.
    I read somewhere, that a perfect metabolism would result in a shit for each meal.

    I'd say I'm a 2.2 avg/ day.

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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    Well after about 10 days of a nasty flu solid food is not my friend. Would you like pics?
    ratemypoo.com

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    I'm probably 2-3 times a day. When I wake up. AFter my coffee and then in the afternoon or evening. There are exception days though

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    The only thread worth a shit on OC.

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    I can upload a pic if yall want

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    The Official LandThieves Bump When Pooping Thread

    Here I sit, buns aflexin, givin birth to another OW poster.

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    Truly, a spectacular morning. The usual first-in-the-day dump. A follow up dump (sometimes referred to as "part two" in my household, but a distinct event from the first). And an after exercise dump.

    3! 3 in one morning! I felt my eyeballs shift back in their sockets!

    I was going to start a new thread about it, but wasn't sure all would share my exuberance.

    3!!!

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    i walked into the bathroom at work today and somebody had left a big turd in the potty!
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    I am making red beans and rice for dinner so it's going down tonight... And probably all day tomorrow

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    Originally Posted by COLLISON ANGRY View Post
    I am making red beans and rice for dinner so it's going down tonight... And probably all day tomorrow
    For lunch today i went to Crabtown....which means tonight I will be going to grabtown.

    calamari, gumbo, crawfish etufee (sp), red beans and rice

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    Originally Posted by SoonerBounce View Post
    For lunch today i went to Crabtown....which means tonight I will be going to grabtown.

    calamari, gumbo, crawfish etufee (sp), red beans and rice
    You just made me REALLY hungry..... The Crabtown part, not Grabtown

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    Damn I made a good pot of red beans and rice tonight. My stomach sure did enjoy it. My toilet....not so much

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