The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

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    Question The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

    Well America has a show now call the Best Funeral ever, and my grandma is really sick so I am feeling morbid.

    Tell me how you want your funeral...
    Me personally there will not be one, I have it already arranged to donate my body to science. If my loved ones choose a memorial fine if not fine....

    So how about the rest of you.

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    creamated and put into a manure spreader on our wheat pastures.....

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    I want to be cremated. Then there will be a big party for me with all my friends. There will be lots of barbecue consumed and weed smoked. At the end of the party, it will be revealed that my ashes were in the barbecue rub, mixed into all the side dishes and desserts, mixed into the coffee and tea, and into all the weed. So finally in the end, all of my friends and family can do what I asked all along... "just eat me."
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    I want to be dropped out of a plane over the Colorado Rockies so that animals can eat me. I told my wife if she has a hard time with that then she can bury my head and plant a tree over it but I am not to be buried in a cemetery or cremated. I already have money set aside to accomplish this but I need a willing pilot.

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    A formal as **** Catholic funeral preceded by a rowdy as **** Irish wake.
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    So far we have one who wishes to become fertilizer and two who wish to be eaten. Quite the eco-friendly group here.

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    a party everyone will be happy playing music and I will be wearing nothing but this


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    skip to 39:57. pretty much sums it up for me.


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    The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread



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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    Well America has a show now call the Best Funeral ever, and my grandma is really sick so I am feeling morbid.

    Tell me how you want your funeral...
    Me personally there will not be one, I have it already arranged to donate my body to science. If my loved ones choose a memorial fine if not fine....

    So how about the rest of you.
    I want my ashes mixed into a large bowl of chili so I can rip through your ass one last time.
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    I want to be taxidermied.
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    Cremated with close family only. But not after all my useable parts get donated to science.

    My funeral is going to be > $1000

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    We were flipping through the channels the other night and landed on Best Funeral Ever. What a freaking train wreck. They were auditioning professional mourners. At first we couldn't change the channel because we were in shock. I have Irish heritage so I'm all about celebrating the persons life but holy crap these people are way over the top.
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    Will I have to attend or can I wonder amongst the afterlife as I wish?

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    The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

    40 years in the future.


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    The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

    Originally Posted by madbrad View Post
    Cremated with close family only. But not after all my useable parts get donated to science.

    My funeral is going to be > $1000
    Don't be poor

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    Originally Posted by AcousticSoup View Post
    Don't be poor
    He can't take it with him so who gives a shit.

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    I want my skin to be turned into a sports coat and tie and the rest just tossed in the trash.

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    I won't give a shit, I'll be dead.

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    The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

    Originally Posted by Sock View Post
    He can't take it with him so who gives a shit.
    You of all people should realize a running joke when you see it.

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    Body donated to science, friends and family can get together, eat and drink in my honor.

    If science doesnt want me, my wife has instructions to do whatever is cheapest, which I guess is cremation. I want her and my kids to get as much of the insurance money as possible, not a damned funeral home.
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    I recently had the thought that I want peeps to sign my coffin...kinda like a yearbook. Wish me well in the afterlife type of thing.

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    I want to be cremated. Then there will be a big party for me with all my friends. There will be lots of barbecue consumed and weed smoked. At the end of the party, it will be revealed that my ashes were in the barbecue rub, mixed into all the side dishes and desserts, mixed into the coffee and tea, and into all the weed. So finally in the end, all of my friends and family can do what I asked all along... "just eat me."
    It would be way cooler if you were actually the BBQ.

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    creamated then packed into fireworks and go out with a bang....the family can save me until the 4th of july if they want.

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    Cremated and mixed in a douche. I want to have 1 more ride.

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    The How Do You Want Your Funeral Thread

    Originally Posted by Nomansland View Post
    Cremated and mixed in a douche. I want to have 1 more ride.
    You want be mixed with Bounce?


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