
Originally Posted by
bushmaster06
bushmaster's world's greatest guacamole
10 ripe haas avocados, halved, seeded, diced (score the avocados, but don't go through the skin, you'll thank me later)
1/2 red onion, diced fine (i go for 1/8", but i'm good like that)
4 limes, rolled and juiced (rolling before squeezing releases more juice)
salt, pepper, ****in, to taste
1 jalapeno, seeded and finely minced (i go for about 1/16", but again, i'm good like that)
1 bunch of cilantro leaves, roughly chopped (leaves only please, no stems, sticks, or seeds!)
5 garlic cloves, finely minced
NO TOMATOES OR SOUR CREAM
scoop out the avocados and put into large mixing bowl. add lime juice and mash. you can use a fork, but i like to use a potato masher. once you have the consistency you're looking for add the garlic, jalapeno, cilantro, and red onion and mix thoroughly. season with salt (i use kosher), pepper, and ****in. add more lime juice if you think it needs it. wrap with plastic (be sure to press plastic directly onto guacamole to minimize exposure to air) and chill prior to serving. you're welcome ****ers.