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    I'm stuck...

    Around 5 gabbing, motor mouthed women, a bad "band", crappy bar selection and you ****s are being complete failures at entertaining me.

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    Re: I'm stuck...

    Fun times

    The Dark Side

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    I'm stuck...

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I think she lied... Don't you?

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    I'd think you could put at least one of those motor mouths to good use.
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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    I'd think you could put at least one of those motor mouths to good use.
    That's my intention, trust me. I just have to get her intoxicated just enough but not too much... There is a fine line.

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    I'm stuck...

    Sooooo you're saying she has to be drunk to...

    Aw shit, nevermind....

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Sooooo you're saying she has to be drunk to...

    Aw shit, nevermind....
    No but it doesn't hurt the chances!!!
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    Hell, you've had an hour...if you don't have at least one of the them drunk by now you ain't even tryin'...

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    Entertain us...shoot us a pic...

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    3-2-1-4-5

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    I'm on my phone and I don't have one those fancy photo loader programs you pros have. The one I am with is very attractive, second very attractive woman, one older woman who for an old forty something has a bangin' body, the other two do not meet Landthieves standards by any means.

    I'm hoping the other male appears SOON!!!

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    If I had any more likes today I would use one twice for that!

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    I'm on my phone and I don't have one those fancy photo loader programs you pros have. The one I am with is very attractive, second very attractive woman, one older woman who for an old forty something has a bangin' body, the other two do not meet Landthieves standards by any means.

    I'm hoping the other male appears SOON!!!
    You going after the dude?
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    Originally Posted by jdmt37 View Post
    You going after the dude?
    LOL

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    I'll send you my email address and you can send me the pic and I will post it for ya...

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    I'm stuck...

    I feel bad for giving you shit now - I'm apparently on a date at the Thunder game with my girlfriend & a guy she's seeing. Awk. Ward.

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    You can do this...I am an old fart and it is getting close to Metamucil time...

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    I'll send you my email address and you can send me the pic and I will post it for ya...
    You're such helper... But I can't post things like that here. I am being watched to a certain degree... Not even the VIP is safe.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I feel bad for giving you shit now - I'm apparently on a date at the Thunder game with my girlfriend & a guy she's seeing. Awk. Ward.
    Thunder kicking ass...just get real drunk so they have to carry you out...that will teach em!
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    You're such helper... But I can't post things like that here. I am being watched to a certain degree... Not even the VIP is safe.
    The truth comes out..it is probably four dogs and a camel....

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    Be honest with them and tell them you have been surfing LT...ladies like honesty...they will all be impressed and will want to join in on the conversation...we'll be nice...

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I feel bad for giving you shit now - I'm apparently on a date at the Thunder game with my girlfriend & a guy she's seeing. Awk. Ward.
    It's a Thunder game so no loss.

    This isn't a date. It's me getting dragged out with "friends" so I didn't stop by my after work watering hole so I don't see all my birthday decorations for the I'm not having and I don't know about.

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Be honest with them and tell them you have been surfing LT...ladies like honesty...they will all be impressed and will want to join in on the conversation...we'll be nice...
    Just like with TexasBlonde? Y'all are awesome!!!

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Just like with TexasBlonde? Y'all are awesome!!!
    I haven't had much involvement in the TB thread...some things are even below me...I will keep all those nasty scumbags away and keep things civilized...

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    Promise....

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Promise....
    For some reason I trust you... About as much as I trust handing a hand grenade to a four year old.

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    I have donated about 45 minutes keeping you entertained...you are now on your own so it looks like you are going to strike out...and I had such early high hopes for your success...

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    I haven't had much involvement in the TB thread...some things are even below me...I will keep all those nasty scumbags away and keep things civilized...
    Some things are below everyone. They are looking at phone pics. Im finding beer.

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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    I have donated about 45 minutes keeping you entertained...you are now on your own so it looks like you are going to strike out...and I had such early high hopes for your success...
    I think I am good... One of them ordered a third round of fireball whiskey shots. Not even I can screw this up now.

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    Hope springs eternal...

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    I feel bad for giving you shit now - I'm apparently on a date at the Thunder game with my girlfriend & a guy she's seeing. Awk. Ward.
    Unfortunately bushy and I were not her date...
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    Oh for ****s sake suncoast is now in the top 10 of the boards attention ****s. Good job buddy.

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    Originally Posted by Fahooglegods View Post
    Oh for ****s sake suncoast is now in the top 10 of the boards attention ****s. Good job buddy.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    Apparently you paid no attention to the board during the Western Conference finals last year....

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    So......how'd it go last night suncoast? Did he give you some good head?

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    Originally Posted by Fahooglegods View Post
    Oh for ****s sake suncoast is now in the top 10 of the boards attention ****s. Good job buddy.

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2
    Look, if you would have come out and had a drink I wouldn't have been so bored.

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    I only go to the duck. I am an elitist like that.

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    Originally Posted by Fahooglegods View Post
    I only go to the duck. I am an elitist like that.
    Liar, you have gone with me to KC's on a couple of occasions.

    Some of those women from last night may be going to your wife's thing this weekend and then going to the bridal expo at the convention center since one of them is getting married in the spring.

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    Struck out, huh...The Mighty Casey comes to bat!
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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Struck out, huh...The Mighty Casey comes to bat!
    Alcohol is a dangerous thing. It must be used properly. It should not be left in the control of and wielded by women who are not concerned with your ulterior motives!!!






    Yeah I struck out. She got too drunk and was worthless for other activities.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    She got too drunk and was worthless for other activities.
    She could lay there couldn't she? Mission FAILED.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Liar, you have gone with me to KC's on a couple of occasions.

    Some of those women from last night may be going to your wife's thing this weekend and then going to the bridal expo at the convention center since one of them is getting married in the spring.
    True, but if I have a say you know the answer.

    Good stuff. I will let her know. I am sure she would tell you thank you. So thank you.
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Alcohol is a dangerous thing. It must be used properly. It should not be left in the control of and wielded by women who are not concerned with your ulterior motives!!!






    Yeah I struck out. She got too drunk and was worthless for other activities.
    this happened to me once....i woke up cold and slightly greasy

    I think you are doing it wrong Sun!
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Alcohol is a dangerous thing. It must be used properly. It should not be left in the control of and wielded by women who are not concerned with your ulterior motives!!!


    Yeah I struck out. She got too drunk and was worthless for other activities.
    Never too drunk. Sometimes the more motionless the better.

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    Originally Posted by nekkedJ_bird View Post
    this happened to me once....i woke up cold and slightly greasy

    I think you are doing it wrong Sun!
    Hey, I'm actually having to act like a gentleman with this one. Work with me here . . . she's not some cheap enlisted Air Force floozy this time.
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    Gentleman? You?
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    Originally Posted by pphilfran View Post
    Gentleman? You?
    Iknowryte!!! Mind blowing huh?

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    I'm stuck...

    But you got drug out with her and her friends to a bar and you got no action? Did you cross into the friend zone man?

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    Originally Posted by nolesooner View Post
    But you got drug out with her and her friends to a bar and you got no action? Did you cross into the friend zone man?
    Absolutely not. She is cooking me dinner tonight and then taking me to a bar 'Where there isn't going to be a birthday party for me.' . . . Like I didn't know about it because people have big mouths.

    They just wanted to keep me away from one of my watering holes so they could bring in stuff for my birthday without me "knowing".

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