Around 5 gabbing, motor mouthed women, a bad "band", crappy bar selection and you ****holes are being complete failures at entertaining me.
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Around 5 gabbing, motor mouthed women, a bad "band", crappy bar selection and you ****holes are being complete failures at entertaining me.
Fun times
The Dark Side
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I think she lied... Don't you?Originally Posted by McRib
I'd think you could put at least one of those motor mouths to good use.
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That's my intention, trust me. I just have to get her intoxicated just enough but not too much... There is a fine line.
Sooooo you're saying she has to be drunk to...
Aw ****, nevermind....
No but it doesn't hurt the chances!!!
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Hell, you've had an hour...if you don't have at least one of the them drunk by now you ain't even tryin'...
Entertain us...shoot us a pic...
3-2-1-4-5
I'm on my phone and I don't have one those fancy photo loader programs you pros have. The one I am with is very attractive, second very attractive woman, one older woman who for an old forty something has a bangin' body, the other two do not meet Landthieves standards by any means.
I'm hoping the other male appears SOON!!!
If I had any more likes today I would use one twice for that!
You going after the dude?
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LOL
I'll send you my email address and you can send me the pic and I will post it for ya...
I feel bad for giving you **** now - I'm apparently on a date at the Thunder game with my girlfriend & a guy she's seeing. Awk. Ward.
You can do this...I am an old fart and it is getting close to Metamucil time...
You're such helper... But I can't post things like that here. I am being watched to a certain degree... Not even the VIP is safe.I'll send you my email address and you can send me the pic and I will post it for ya...
Thunder kicking ****...just get real drunk so they have to carry you out...that will teach em!
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The truth comes out..it is probably four dogs and a camel....
Be honest with them and tell them you have been surfing LT...ladies like honesty...they will all be impressed and will want to join in on the conversation...we'll be nice...
It's a Thunder game so no loss.
This isn't a date. It's me getting dragged out with "friends" so I didn't stop by my after work watering hole so I don't see all my birthday decorations for the I'm not having and I don't know about.
Just like with TexasBlonde? Y'all are awesome!!!
I haven't had much involvement in the TB thread...some things are even below me...I will keep all those nasty scumbags away and keep things civilized...
Promise....
For some reason I trust you... About as much as I trust handing a hand grenade to a four year old.
I have donated about 45 minutes keeping you entertained...you are now on your own so it looks like you are going to strike out...and I had such early high hopes for your success...
Some things are below everyone. They are looking at phone pics. Im finding beer.
I think I am good... One of them ordered a third round of fireball whiskey shots. Not even I can screw this up now.
Hope springs eternal...
Unfortunately bushy and I were not her date...
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Oh for ****s sake suncoast is now in the top 10 of the boards attention ****s. Good job buddy.
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Apparently you paid no attention to the board during the Western Conference finals last year....
So......how'd it go last night suncoast? Did he give you some good head?
Look, if you would have come out and had a drink I wouldn't have been so bored.
I only go to the duck. I am an elitist like that.
Liar, you have gone with me to KC's on a couple of occasions.
Some of those women from last night may be going to your wife's thing this weekend and then going to the bridal expo at the convention center since one of them is getting married in the spring.
Struck out, huh...The Mighty Casey comes to bat!
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Alcohol is a dangerous thing. It must be used properly. It should not be left in the control of and wielded by women who are not concerned with your ulterior motives!!!
Yeah I struck out. She got too drunk and was worthless for other activities.
She could lay there couldn't she? Mission FAILED.
True, but if I have a say you know the answer.
Good stuff. I will let her know. I am sure she would tell you thank you. So thank you.
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this happened to me once....i woke up cold and slightly greasy
I think you are doing it wrong Sun!
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Never too drunk. Sometimes the more motionless the better.
Hey, I'm actually having to act like a gentleman with this one. Work with me here . . . she's not some cheap enlisted Air Force floozy this time.
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Gentleman? You?
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Iknowryte!!! Mind blowing huh?
But you got drug out with her and her friends to a bar and you got no action? Did you cross into the friend zone man?
Absolutely not. She is cooking me dinner tonight and then taking me to a bar 'Where there isn't going to be a birthday party for me.' . . . Like I didn't know about it because people have big mouths.
They just wanted to keep me away from one of my watering holes so they could bring in stuff for my birthday without me "knowing".
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