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    Explain Twitter

    You're a time taveller. Explain what Twitter is and how it works to someone in 1985.

    Go!

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    I would like someone to explain it to me in 2013.
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    Explain Twitter

    ****gotry... Errrr... Flock of Seagulls.

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    Why would I be discussing twitter in 1985? Oklahoma is going to the Orange Bowl to play for a national title and you think I'd explaining worthless internet drivel to people? Dude, your priorities are completely ****ed up . . . I'm heading to the nearest sports book like anyone with an inkling of common sense and stashing my money overseas in a numbered account for when I come home.

    P.S. I'm also copyrighting the phrase landthieves.

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    Well first you get a fake girlfriend...
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    It's exactly like a pager, but instead of 'paging' a specific person, your 'page' goes to a central location where all can see it.

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    a narcissist's wet ****ing dream, that's what it is.
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    First you would have to explain what the **** the computer is and then the internet...Considering hardly any homes in 1985 had a personal computer.

    Would be too much of a pain in the **** for such a stupid ****ing concept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morningwood View Post
    It's exactly like a pager, but instead of 'paging' a specific person, your 'page' goes to a central location where all can see it.
    Not a bad explanation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Why would I be discussing twitter in 1985? Oklahoma is going to the Orange Bowl to play for a national title and you think I'd explaining worthless internet drivel to people? Dude, your priorities are completely ****ed up . . . I'm heading to the nearest sports book like anyone with an inkling of common sense and stashing my money overseas in a numbered account for when I come home.

    P.S. I'm also copyrighting the phrase landthieves.
    Oh, I forgot to mention it's July 1985.

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    Quote Originally Posted by traxx View Post
    Oh, I forgot to mention it's July 1985.
    Yup. He'd get much better odds on that bet if he made it right after the Miami game.

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    A news ticker that gives info from sources, friends, new outlets, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by traxx View Post
    Oh, I forgot to mention it's July 1985.
    So I can go catch a Royals game with . . . George Mother ****in' Brett!!!
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    I'd say **** it and go see "Back to the Future".

    And bet a **** ton of money on the Chicago Bears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    So I can go catch a Royals game with . . . George Mother ****in' Brett!!!
    1985 Royals can kiss my ****. That's all I got to say about that.

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    I'd say **** it and go see "Back to the Future".
    Go to the opening night and yell out that Doc isn't really dead after he's shot.
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    Explain Twitter

    I'd go all terminator on Justin Bieber's parents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    1985 Royals can kiss my ****. That's all I got to say about that.
    HaHa. ****ing babies. Still wetting your pants 27 years later. Get better ****es!!

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    Re: Explain Twitter

    So you guys know how Madonna is a huge attention ****? Well everyone can be like Madonna as long as they have a computer.

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