I've been catfished.

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    I've been catfished.

    It started innocently enough. I met this "girl" on a message board. Her name was Stephanie and she was from Ada. Very outgoing friendly young lady. Witty, clever. She sent pictures of her cat, dog and even her sister. For the sake of this discusion we'll call her "Brett".

    Things were progressing smoothly, or so I thought. It all began to fall apart when she sent me her picture. Turns out that the photo she passed off as herself was none other than the star of 1960's hit comedy Mister Ed. She never showed after numerous invitations to meet her at the Greater Ader zoo. Pictures of her "pepperoni's" started to be circulated on the internet. She finally just dissappeared never to be seen again.

    Obvoiusly I'm heartbroken. I feel so dirty. Should I never trust a message board poster again or should I get right back on the "horse"? (no pun intended)

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    YOu should have run this by me first. I'd have let you know not to post it.

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    There are other horses on the prairie.

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    Re: I've been catfished.

    Boo

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    You didn't even catch on after she said she was from Ada? That even sounds fake.

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    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    YOu should have run this by me first. I'd have let you know not to post it.
    Pokej used to be a solid poster....I don't know what's happened to him.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    There are other horses on the prairie.
    I should have stuck with sheep.

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    In before Lambthieves By the way.

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    Originally Posted by SoonerArtillery View Post
    Pokej used to be a solid poster....I don't know what's happened to him.
    His playmates from the OW showed up.

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    playing in a good Bowl game should help you.

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    I don't care what sarge or jammin say, that was darn funny.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    His playmates from the OW showed up.
    those playmates have been on LT for a long time.

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    those playmates have been on LT for a long time.
    Some of them, not ALL of you.

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    those playmates have been on LT for a long time.
    I suspect smot poker perpetrated this atrocity.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Some of them, not ALL of you.
    I suddenly don't feel welcome here.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    His playmates from the OW showed up.
    Yup. Too many OW ****s here now.
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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    I suddenly don't feel welcome here.
    speak for yourself.

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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    You didn't even catch on after she said she was from Ada? That even sounds fake.
    Ada is believable . . . Sasakwa on the other hand.

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    Poke fans should only get to tell weird animal stories in Lambthieves
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    "brett"!!! That's obviously made up

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    I suddenly don't feel welcome here.
    Just now?

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    Dude, that wasn't a horse. It was Sarah Jessica Parker.
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    Looks like pokej decided to have a few ****tails with his dinner this afternoon.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Just now?
    No, it's been from the beginning for me. It's not easy being in a new place with just a few friends and just trying to fit in. Where are us old OWers supposed to go?

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    Originally Posted by Tug Medick View Post
    Looks like pokej decided to have a few ****tails with his dinner this afternoon.
    A couple Ensure-tinis and he is a wreck.

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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    No, it's been from the beginning for me. It's not easy being in a new place with just a few friends and just trying to fit in. Where are us old OWers supposed to go?
    http://theunoriginaldistroublemakers...need-some-URLs

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    I prefer prison talk.

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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    No, it's been from the beginning for me. It's not easy being in a new place with just a few friends and just trying to fit in. Where are us old OWers supposed to go?

    Is Stu's Garage still open?

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    Originally Posted by Sir Bevedere View Post
    I prefer prison talk.
    didn't they provide you a link for prison talk?

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    I wonder if I can still post at that guy who had the alligator's place. /socal

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    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    I wonder if I can still post at that guy who had the alligator's place. /socal
    That's a story for another thread. 2121 perputrated the hoax that gatorgal was his gf/wife. BS!
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    I was never invited to the hideout, but didn't get banned from SF. I'd rather post here and be unwelcome than post over there. JK has a place but I can never remember the name.

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    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    I was never invited to the hideout, but didn't get banned from SF. I'd rather post here and be unwelcome than post over there. JK has a place but I can never remember the name.
    Slicks
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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post

    I'm not clicking that link
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    And it's ironic that you got catfished by Stevo since I heard she likes to have hillbillies go noodling in her anus

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    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    I'm not clicking that link
    It was dead.

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    Originally Posted by 2121sooner View Post
    And it's ironic that you got catfished by Stevo since I heard she likes to have hillbillies go noodling in her anus
    Lasat time I followed up on a proposition like that it was DIB. Thats another thread.

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    Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    Yup. Too many OW ****s here now.
    Oh sweet Jesus, stop with the whining about the OW posters. That board died because there were only like 10 active posters, and 7 of them were active posters here. I guess that massive influx of 2 or 3 posters wrecked your happy little paradise.
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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    Oh sweet Jesus, stop with the whining about the OW posters. That board died because there were only like 10 active posters, and 7 of them were active posters here. I guess that massive influx of 2 or 3 posters wrecked your happy little paradise.
    no no only women ruin message boards

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    no no only women ruin message boards
    or posters that post as women. (sigh)

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    What about trannies that post as garments?

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    what about grannie trannies? they will **** some shit up.

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Go back to the OW.
    What the **** do you do?
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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    Go back to the OW.
    I thought you'd be happy. All the OW threads are pushing the Bounce threads to page 2.

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    Please folks,,think about me and my plight

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    Originally Posted by PokeJ View Post
    Please folks,,think about me and my plight
    Stevo is dying of teh mold. Your ordeal is almost over.

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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Stevo is dying of teh mold. Your ordeal is almost over.
    Do I look like Im a LB from Notre Dame?

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    Oh sweet Jesus, stop with the whining about the OW posters. That board died because there were only like 10 active posters, and 7 of them were active posters here. I guess that massive influx of 2 or 3 posters wrecked your happy little paradise.
    There were only ten active posters because the same core of 15 made the same stale jokes repeatedly and normal posters stopped going there. The same shit y'all have started here and it has been less than a week for most of you. Some of the IW/OW people have been here for a long time now (Me, PokeJ, DIB, Wailer, etc.) but actually understood how to conduct ourselves and tone it down a tad.

    Everything the group as whole with their antics touches withers and dies. How many boards have you/we been through now in the last five years? What four or five . . . now you have no real homeland and are refugees here.

    I learned that I'd rather tone it down and everything doesn't have to be an inside joke for the sake of having a place to post with traffic and it didn't mean I had to give up my "schtick" or the ability to be a jack ass or even the tom foolery. I liked it and set up camp. Basically what I am trying to say is . . . don't **** it up for the rest of us immigrants who have already earned citizenship.
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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    no no only women ruin message boards

    Shut up and make me a sammich.

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