Mt. Dew and chocolate donuts?
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Mt. Dew and chocolate donuts?
you damn OW people are ruining everything.
There is a food forum for thisngs like this!*
*I am serious, nobody goes there...but it exists
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You should be locked up for feeding your kid that junk. I only feed my kid natural foods like apple juice, fish sticks, and fruit roll ups.Originally Posted by PokeJ
Mt. Dew and chocolate donuts?
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Iams.
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Pop tarts. Always pop tarts...
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That has fruit in it. You are a good parent.
Sometimes when I'm dressing a deer, I give them some scraps. They love that ****.
What is it about the entrails that kids love so much?
The squishiness
Tit milk.
We really don't need anything else.
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Oats, yogurt and fruit
their teachers want to kill youMt. Dew and chocolate donuts?
You're a great furter
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At least you feed your kids better than your dogs, I guess.
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I don't pay attention to what my wife normally feeds our kids. But during deer season, I know the kids flips the **** out while I am boning out deer meat. I usually throw all the scraps in a big bag, keep it in the fridge and give it to them raw. I think in the future I will start grinding some of it and freezing it, so I can ration it out longer. They goes ape **** for that stuff.
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I do feed him better than my dogs.. Steel cut oats, organic greek yogurt, and as much organic and locally grown fruit as we can find and sometimes we eat pizz****
I eat protein pancakes pretty much every day and make one for my daughter
what do you make them with, I make some that are 2 eggs, 1 banana and a scoop of pure protein vanilla, I usually top them with strawberries
I cut open a 60lb bag of Ole Roy every Monday. My 1 year old is getting big!
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Tremendous work.
One egg, 1/2 cup egg whites, huge scoop of Syntha 6 vanilla protein, 1/4 cup oats, 1 banana, big sprinkle of cinnamon, capful of vanilla, and tbs of olive oil
Really good recipe, I've tried a dozen others and this is my favorite
I don't measure everything just eyeball it
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During warmer weather... give them some of the frozen scraps for a icy, meaty summertime treat. I got that tip from Martha Stewart.
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Eggs.
Two birds, one stone.
You're always thinkin', missy. I like it.
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thanks
I think I might have pissed myself by laughing so hard!
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In before **** food forum . . .
But my answer is crepes with fresh fruit and cottage cheese.
do you have kids or is this your breakfast
26 posts between this. Do you people* read other folks posts, or just post your own and not care what others have to say?
*thats right i said YOU PEOPLE
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Chocolate Cake.
Eggs, Wheat, Milk, that's nutrition.
<nod to bill>
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Sadly, only like 4 people on here will get that you are great.
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Well he didn't come from the shelter. I guess.
he came from kachin****
Dad is great, he gives us some chocolate cake.
First time I heard it was on a record player
You see, I am dumb, but I am not so dumb.
Damn bacon!
Kashi berry flax and light soy milk.
That's what I eat and if I had a kid he would eat the same.
First time I saw that show was on an HBO special at someone's apartment in Norman. I couldn't tell you the name of another person who was in that apartment. I just remember a very thick haze of funny smelling smoke and a bunch of people laughing like Bill Cosby invented comedy.
in Mississippi don't they just feed kids carbs fried in lard =)
one of my favorite cold cereals but i drink unsweetened almond milk
When my company was still in Mississippi there was a little cafe down the road, and a bunch of guys in the factory would order breakfast from there every morning. It's a wonder any of them lived past 40. Everything that came out of that place was dripping in lard. I'm pretty sure if you ordered a slice of chocolate cake from there, it would be sitting in a greasy puddle.
Does it get any funnier?
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If Keek tokes before he feeds them, chocolate cake. If he doesn't have the munchies, eggs.
oat meal with blue berries and cottage cheese gl**** of milk
Turkey bacon, cereal and chocolate milk.
And a granola bar.
And an apple fritter.
And half a chocolate donut.
Turkey Bacon? It's official . . . I am positive you're going to fail as a parent.
When you don't cook, if someone makes you turkey bacon, you eat it.
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