whats your favorite low calorie ****tail?

[bJ0]

i mostly drink bourbon, beer and/or wine. Ive found that it gets harder and harder to maintain my girlish physique particlulary during football season when i drink beer from thursday-tuesday. i drink a lot and often all day saturday and sunday, so we're talking several thousand additional calories a week.

lately, ive tried to enjoy titos and diet tonic, but the diet tonic is just bad. so, ive resorted to almost zero calorie cutters. titos with iced tea or diet red bull seem to be where i am now.

what do you alcholic fat pieces of **** drink to keep from getting fat like jd or sponge?

[soonerprices]

So kind off the subject but what is it about Titos that you prefer over let's say Grey Goose?

[Tug Medick]

Jenn and tonic

[bJ0]

So kind off the subject but what is it about Titos that you prefer over let's say Grey Goose?

i dont know exactly... i switch somewhat regularly. ive never been a huge fan of goose, belvedere. might be because every homo douchebag loves grey goose or belvedere. prior to titos i was on stoli pretty heavily. i like vodka that tastes good, gets me drunk and doesnt make me feel like i was ****d by bigfoot the next day. right now, thats titos. PLUS it comes from texas! HOOK EM!!!!

[SpankyNek]

Old fashioned. (Has 1 sugar cube in it)

I'm going to try this soon;

Bacon Infused Old Fashioned

Ingredients
Bourbon-Bacon Infusion:
3 or 4 slices bacon, or enough to render 1 ounce of fat (PDT uses Benton’s, but any extra-smoky variety will do)
1 750-ml. bottle of bourbon such as Four Roses Yellow Label

****tail:
2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon
1/4 ounce Grade B maple syrup
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Twist of orange

Instructions
Bourbon-Bacon Infusion:
Cook bacon in pan and reserve rendered fat. (1) When bacon fat has cooled a bit, pour off one ounce from pan. (2) Pour bourbon into a non-porous container. (3) Strain the bacon fat into the container and infuse for 4 to 6 hours at room temperature. Place mixture in freezer until all the fat is solidified. With a slotted spoon, remove fat and strain mixture back into bottle.

****tail:
In mixing gl****, stir 2 ounces bacon-infused bourbon, maple syrup, and bitters with ice. Strain into chilled rocks gl**** filled with ice. Garnish with orange twist. (Published 2008)

[soonerprices]

I like Titos too. It's a little different flavor than GG. Maybe a little sweeter.

[McRib]

Malibu & Diet Coke

[The Baconator®]

Coors light

[PokeJ]

If you have a sweet cavalier, you don't have to worry about your physique.

[slevin]

Washington Apple.

[brian]

Titos and club soda with some lemon

[bJ0]

If you have a sweet cavalier, you don't have to worry about your physique.

ive long ago gradiated from the sweet cavalier (God rest its soul). try to keep up.

[stev]

You don't have time to contribute to the tar babby, but you have time to come over here and post gy **** like this?!


P.S. Beefeater and diet tonic, if you must

[Romulus]

Kettle, club soda, and lemon
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[mgsooner]

Tried to do the vodka and soda water thing for awhile. It's okay, but I got bored with it and moved on. Need to revisit it. I really love beer - when it's good beer - but rarely drink it when it's not a Sooner game day.

[CookiePuss]

the cheapest vodka I can get and that orange banana juice drink mix from wal mart

[bushmaster06]

classy seth.

[CookiePuss]

classy seth.

never said I was, just lolpoor.

[bJ0]

Kettle, club soda, and lemon
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cannay drink kettle one.

i have my reasons.

[DIB]

Put ice in a high ball gl****. Add equal part vodka and diet cherry 7up. Squeeze one lime wedge and then rub it around the rim. Then throw it in the trash and drink single malt scotch neat like a **** adult.

[silverwheels]

Cruzan Original single barrel rum on the rocks. Skip the mixers.

[fdubzou]

cannay drink kettle one.

i have my reasons.

Belvedere.


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[OUMallen]

cannay drink kettle one.

i have my reasons.

...? That's pretty cryptic.

When going low-cal, I go wine over beer, vodka soda with lime or lemon, Beam and diet coke.

[Aurora]

Patron and lime wedge

[MoJoOkie]

Beer

[soonerbldr]

Sailor Jerry's or Capt Morgan Black and Pepsi Max.

If you like vodka try vodka and club soda with a twist of lemon and a splash of juice like Pom, Lime or Cranberry.

[acheman8]

Dirty vodka martini... Titos, Dripping Springs, or Belvedere...

[CookiePuss]

white russian with skim milk

[DIB]

Tequila, diet ginger ale and lime.

[jdmt37]

A joint.

[KCRuf/Nek]

A joint.

This. Worrying about calories while drinking hard liquor is for wimps.