So, a woman drives into a bar

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    So, a woman drives into a bar

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    Damn.

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    Holy shit! The guy in red even heard it coming.

    Plus, his lady friend got blasted by the machine by the door....ouch

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    This is why women shouldn't drive.*

    *I bet she was asian.**

    **its not racist if it is a fact.
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    That fat guy in the red shirt was totally gonna smash that blond he was talking up before this too. Damn shame
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    The couple in the middle of the bar had to have been seriously hurt, if not dead.

    Wow.

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    I'm torn. Do we now move to ban women or cars?
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    Originally Posted by texasblonde View Post
    I'm torn. Do we now move to ban women or cars?
    After that little stunt that **** pulled in the garden of Eden I'm surprised women weren't banned a long time ago.
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    So, a woman drives into a bar

    Originally Posted by bushmaster06 View Post
    After that little stunt that **** pulled in the garden of Eden I'm surprised women weren't banned a long time ago.
    Ban apples!

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    Originally Posted by bushmaster06 View Post
    After that little stunt that **** pulled in the garden of Eden I'm surprised women weren't banned a long time ago.
    It all went to hell when we let 'em vote. Give 'em a voice and they drive into a bar. Ungrateful ****es.

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    ****s. The whole lot of you.

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    This is what happens when they get out of the kitchen.

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    So, a woman drives into a bar

    Someone should really make us vehicles with a kitchen and a voting booth inside, so we can get all of our shit done and still feel important.
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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    This is what happens when they get out of the kitchen.
    I'm sure she was rushing home to make some sammiches.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Someone should really make us vehicles with a kitchen and a voting booth inside, so we can get all of our shit done and still feel important.

    with all of that in your car, how would you text or put makeup on?

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    So, a woman drives into a bar

    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    with all of that in your car, how would you text or put makeup on?
    You forgot change clothes, also.

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    with all of that in your car, how would you text or put makeup on?
    That right there is why women should only drive minivans.

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    can we just end women's suffrage already? enough is enough...

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    Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at about 33rd and Yale in Tulsa. I was standing there looking at the kids Golden Books and the next thing I knew there was a car next to me and glass everywhere. She had also hit the big bottles of water so they sprayed and flooded everywhere. Some checkout ladies came and snatched me up and found my mom. The old lady was so shocked she never got out of her car. Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.

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    Originally Posted by greensooner View Post
    can we just end women's suffrage already? enough is enough...
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    I bet that crash really ****ed up her mascara.

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    Originally Posted by BAMFSooner View Post
    Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at about 33rd and Yale in Tulsa. I was standing there looking at the kids Golden Books and the next thing I knew there was a car next to me and glass everywhere. She had also hit the big bottles of water so they sprayed and flooded everywhere. Some checkout ladies came and snatched me up and found my mom. The old lady was so shocked she never got out of her car. Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.
    What cereal had you picked out?
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    well you know ****es be crazy

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    Originally Posted by soonersmc View Post
    *I bet she was asian.**
    Don't think so. I didn't see that her blinker was on.
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    Originally Posted by BAMFSooner View Post
    Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.
    They weren't on the house???

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Ban pomegranates!
    Fify.
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    Originally Posted by bushmaster06 View Post
    After that little stunt that **** pulled in the garden of Eden I'm surprised women weren't banned a long time ago.
    BOOM roasted

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    Originally Posted by BAMFSooner View Post
    Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at about 33rd and Yale in Tulsa. I was standing there looking at the kids Golden Books and the next thing I knew there was a car next to me and glass everywhere. She had also hit the big bottles of water so they sprayed and flooded everywhere. Some checkout ladies came and snatched me up and found my mom. The old lady was so shocked she never got out of her car. Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.
    I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school. I came to work one afternoon and the front of the store had a huge, gaping hole in it. My manager said some lady who was parked in front of the store put her car in drive instead of reverse and ran into the store.

    Now just stop a minute and think of all that she had to go through to accomplish that.

    1) She had to bypass Reverse and Neutral to get to Drive.

    2)Then while in the wrong gear, she hit the gas.

    3)She ran over the parking curb and kept going.

    4)She ran over the sidewalk in front of the store and kept going.

    5)She finally hit the brick wall of the store and stopped after running though it.

    She had four points at which time she could've stopped but none of it deterred her.

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    Originally Posted by traxx View Post
    I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school. I came to work one afternoon and the front of the store had a huge, gaping hole in it. My manager said some lady who was parked in front of the store put her car in drive instead of reverse and ran into the store.

    Now just stop a minute and think of all that she had to go through to accomplish that.

    1) She had to bypass Reverse and Neutral to get to Drive. - Talking on cell phone

    2)Then while in the wrong gear, she hit the gas. mascara application

    3)She ran over the parking curb and kept going. - texting

    4)She ran over the sidewalk in front of the store and kept going. - changing pants

    5)She finally hit the brick wall of the store and stopped after running though it. got out, yelled at wall.

    She had four points at which time she could've stopped but none of it deterred her.
    I think I solved it.

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    Please tell me the fatty is Robert Allen. Please, if not lie to me.

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    Originally Posted by barlowd View Post
    Please tell me the fatty is Robert Allen. Please, if not lie to me.
    There is a god and he loves you.
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    Originally Posted by The View Post
    There is a god and he loves you.
    I wept with laughter
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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    What cereal had you picked out?
    Has this been answered? TIA.

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    Originally Posted by keefsmangledfingers View Post
    I wept with laughter
    Laugh now....

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    Originally Posted by R3D Mamba View Post
    The couple in the middle of the bar had to have been seriously hurt, if not dead.

    Wow.
    A bartender said the victims were simply at the bar talking when the truck blasted through the wall.

    He managed to jump out of the way but the customers were struck.

    The bartender said all five were able to stand and walk once they were freed, but added that all of them suffered cuts, bruises and contusions.

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    I'm pretty certain the guy at the end of the bar never spilled his drink.

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    Originally Posted by BAMFSooner View Post
    Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at about 33rd and Yale in Tulsa. I was standing there looking at the kids Golden Books and the next thing I knew there was a car next to me and glass everywhere. She had also hit the big bottles of water so they sprayed and flooded everywhere. Some checkout ladies came and snatched me up and found my mom. The old lady was so shocked she never got out of her car. Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.
    Sipes?! wow you are as old as I am. I would have been in the little closet watching cartoons.

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    Originally Posted by OUfanINtulsa View Post
    The bartender said all five were able to stand and walk once they were freed
    Well then he's serving some pretty weak liquor.

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    Originally Posted by traxx View Post
    Well then he's serving some pretty weak liquor.
    High tolerance?

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    Originally Posted by barlowd View Post
    High tolerance?
    Bartender fail. He's not doing his job at getting them knee-walking drunk.

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