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Last edited by drumhead23us; 01-23-2013 at 10:06 AM.
The following users like this post: keefsmangledfingers
Damn.
Holy ****! The guy in red even heard it coming.
Plus, his lady friend got blasted by the machine by the door....ouch
This is why women shouldn't drive.*
*I bet she was asian.**
**its not racist if it is a fact.
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That fat guy in the red shirt was totally gonna smash that blond he was talking up before this too. Damn shame
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The couple in the middle of the bar had to have been seriously hurt, if not dead.
Wow.
I'm torn. Do we now move to ban women or cars?
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After that little stunt that **** pulled in the garden of Eden I'm surprised women weren't banned a long time ago.Originally Posted by texasblonde
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Ban apples!
It all went to hell when we let 'em vote. Give 'em a voice and they drive into a bar. Ungrateful ****es.
****s. The whole lot of you.
This is what happens when they get out of the kitchen.
Someone should really make us vehicles with a kitchen and a voting booth inside, so we can get all of our **** done and still feel important.
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I'm sure she was rushing home to make some sammiches.
with all of that in your car, how would you text or put makeup on?
You forgot change clothes, also.
That right there is why women should only drive minivans.
can we just end women's suffrage already? enough is enough...
Holy balls that is scary! Once when I about 7 at the grocery store with my mom an old lady put her car in forward instead of reverse and drove through the front of the store. It was a Sipes at about 33rd and Yale in Tulsa. I was standing there looking at the kids Golden Books and the next thing I knew there was a car next to me and gl**** everywhere. She had also hit the big bottles of water so they sprayed and flooded everywhere. Some checkout ladies came and snatched me up and found my mom. The old lady was so shocked she never got out of her car. Mom paid for our gorceries and we left.
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I bet that crash really ****ed up her mascara.
What cereal had you picked out?
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well you know ****es be crazy
Don't think so. I didn't see that her blinker was on.
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Holy ****!
They weren't on the house???
Fify.
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BOOM roasted
I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school. I came to work one afternoon and the front of the store had a huge, gaping hole in it. My manager said some lady who was parked in front of the store put her car in drive instead of reverse and ran into the store.
Now just stop a minute and think of all that she had to go through to accomplish that.
1) She had to byp**** Reverse and Neutral to get to Drive.
2)Then while in the wrong gear, she hit the gas.
3)She ran over the parking curb and kept going.
4)She ran over the sidewalk in front of the store and kept going.
5)She finally hit the brick wall of the store and stopped after running though it.
She had four points at which time she could've stopped but none of it deterred her.
I think I solved it.
Please tell me the fatty is Robert Allen. Please, if not lie to me.
There is a god and he loves you.
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I wept with laughter
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Has this been answered? TIA.
I like how the Jaeger light is still glowing on the left hand side.
Laugh now....
That one guy in red transforms into Colonel Sanders.
A bartender said the victims were simply at the bar talking when the truck blasted through the wall.
He managed to jump out of the way but the customers were struck.
The bartender said all five were able to stand and walk once they were freed, but added that all of them suffered cuts, bruises and contusions.
I'm pretty certain the guy at the end of the bar never spilled his drink.
Sipes?! wow you are as old as I am. I would have been in the little closet watching cartoons.
Well then he's serving some pretty weak liquor.
High tolerance?
Bartender fail. He's not doing his job at getting them knee-walking drunk.
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