2013 Valentines Plans Thread

**Aurora** · 01-31-2013 01:21 PM

I am thinking this would be awesome

I am also a nerd ... SO besides all the divorced thread divorcees , what do you guys have planned. Special gifts, big event, weekend away ...

Go ahead I promise not to FB it to your wife!

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 01:23 PM

I'm thinking this would be awesome..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threesome

I'll be in Tulsa watching the Who perform Quadraphenia. Hopefully afterwards since I'll already be downtown there will be a few select street corners where love will be waiting for me!

**barlowd** · 01-31-2013 01:25 PM

I guess I will be a gentleman and blow it on her stomach and not in her face.

**Wailer** · 01-31-2013 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by barlowd

I guess I will be a gentleman and blow it on her stomach and not in her face.

Romanticism is not dead!

**smot poker** · 01-31-2013 01:34 PM

I plan on going the whole day without making a comment about her weight.

**Aurora** · 01-31-2013 01:37 PM

you guys are the true definition of gentlemen, that is why I post here

**MoJoOkie** · 01-31-2013 01:37 PM

I'm just hoping for some personal

piness.

**AcousticSoup** · 01-31-2013 02:08 PM

I'll be working that day.

Come home, shower, eat dinner, watch TV, jack off, go to bed so I can wake up for work the next morning.

In that order.

**soonerbornsoonerbret** · 01-31-2013 02:08 PM

Bukkake

**MoJoOkie** · 01-31-2013 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret

Bukkake

Good choice. I hear the women love some poetry.

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by barlowd

I guess I will be a gentleman and blow it on her stomach and not in her face.

Maybe even give her a heads up before sticking it in the pooper.

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

I'll be working that day.

Come home, shower, eat dinner, watch TV, jack off, go to bed so I can wake up for work the next morning.

In that order.

So in other words Groundhog Day.

**greensooner** · 01-31-2013 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Wailer

Chivalry is not dead!

FTFY

**greensooner** · 01-31-2013 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

Maybe even give her a heads up before sticking it in the pooper.

I thought ladies love surprises!!! What better surprise than

**AcousticSoup** · 01-31-2013 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

So in other words Groundhog Day.

I might light some candles or something...

Make my whacking special.

**Stinger_1066** · 01-31-2013 02:27 PM

Some of you people are pathetic.

**soonerdm** · 01-31-2013 02:35 PM

Going to see the metal band MushroomHead with some 24 yr old chicks

**RockFlagandEagle** · 01-31-2013 02:41 PM

If I play my cards right I'll be getting a BlowJ. My cards usually suck tho.

**Mississippi Sooner** · 01-31-2013 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by RockFlagandEagle

If I play my cards right I'll be getting a BlowJ. My cards usually suck tho.

Sounds like a win/win.

**usaosooner** · 01-31-2013 02:51 PM

Thinking Flowers/Chocolate/Making A Meal on Thursday night then going somewhere Friday night/Saturday but the last part i have no idea yet

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by Stinger_1066

Some of you people are pathetic.

Just some?

**Stinger_1066** · 01-31-2013 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by usaosooner

Thinking Flowers/Chocolate/Making A Meal on Thursday night then going somewhere Friday night/Saturday but the last part i have no idea yet

Your mom will appreciate all that.

**AcousticSoup** · 01-31-2013 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Stinger_1066

Some of you people are pathetic.

Please...

Delight us all with what you will be doing that wonderful evening.

Will it involve Cialis or keeping your hair plugs from coming in contact with the chlorine in the hot tub?

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

Please...

Delight us all with what you will be doing that wonderful evening.

Will it involve Cialis or keeping your hair plugs from coming in contact with the chlorine in the hot tub?

**SnakeDoctor** · 01-31-2013 05:57 PM

Feb 14: Cunnilingus & steak for her.

March 14: Steak & **** for me

**Stinger_1066** · 01-31-2013 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

Please...

Delight us all with what you will be doing that wonderful evening.

Will it involve Cialis or keeping your hair plugs from coming in contact with the chlorine in the hot tub?

You must be clairvoyant. Both Cialis and a hot tub will be involved on Thursday, followed by dinner at The Ranch on Friday night.

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Stinger_1066

You must be clairvoyant. Both Cialis and a hot tub will be involved on Thursday, followed by dinner at The Ranch on Friday night.

The Ranch = The Home?

**Tug Medick** · 01-31-2013 06:11 PM

Tug Me****

**77sooner** · 01-31-2013 06:15 PM

Wife's working so I'm going to the Thunder/Heat game.

**Stinger_1066** · 01-31-2013 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

The Ranch = The Home?

http://www.ranchsteakhouse.com/

I'm cooking Thursday night.

**AcousticSoup** · 01-31-2013 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Stinger_1066

You must be clairvoyant. Both Cialis and a hot tub will be involved on Thursday, followed by dinner at The Ranch on Friday night.

Not clairvoyant. Predictability is a virtue.

Just figuring which is more pathetic: a single man staying at home because its pointless to throw money away on a date he doesn't even want to go on in the first place....

Or...

An old man with a medically stimulated **** thumbing his nose at all the guys who aren't schmoozing an eHarmony match because a holiday says they have to?

**Tug Medick** · 01-31-2013 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

Not clairvoyant. Predictability is a virtue.

Just figuring which is more pathetic: a single man staying at home because its pointless to throw money away on a date he doesn't even want to go on in the first place....

Or...

An old man with a medically stimulated **** thumbing his nose at all the guys who aren't schmoozing an eHarmony match because a holiday says they have to?

Getting laid > jerking off

**Aurora** · 01-31-2013 08:43 PM

So I mentioned the museum to my fella and he says that seems lame and nerdy. So I guess my favorite restaurant by the beach... Again

**Romulus** · 01-31-2013 08:58 PM

Yearly 69 session

**Sooner209** · 01-31-2013 09:19 PM

Nothing, don't believe in celebrating this day.

**KCRuf/Nek** · 01-31-2013 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Aurora

So I mentioned the museum to my fella and he says that seems lame and nerdy. So I guess my favorite restaurant by the beach... Again

Maybe it's time for a new fella.

**OUSchitzo** · 01-31-2013 09:37 PM

buying a new Kitchen.....

not kidding.

so much for Pebble Beach.

**Aurora** · 01-31-2013 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek

Maybe it's time for a new fella.

Nah...he is a keeper

The Dark Side

**OUrage** · 01-31-2013 10:38 PM

Taking off the br**** knuckles

**the_Mont** · 01-31-2013 10:43 PM

Thunder-Heat game

**SoonerBeerSnob** · 01-31-2013 10:51 PM

going to see this with the wife

http://www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Warm-Bodies-new-poster-2-616x913.jpeg

while our parents fight over who gets to babysit

**Stinger_1066** · 02-01-2013 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by AcousticSoup

Not clairvoyant. Predictability is a virtue.

Just figuring which is more pathetic: a single man staying at home because its pointless to throw money away on a date he doesn't even want to go on in the first place....

Or...

An old man with a medically stimulated **** thumbing his nose at all the guys who aren't schmoozing an eHarmony match because a holiday says they have to?

True confidence leaves no room for jealousy.

**Sooner 4 Life** · 02-01-2013 07:39 AM

I'm going to try and hook up with 87 on christianmingle.com

**greensooner** · 02-01-2013 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by Sooner 4 Life

I'm going to try and hook up with 87 on christianmingle.com

I hear he's prude but if you start quoting bible verses his panties just fall off...good luck S4L

**AcousticSoup** · 02-01-2013 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Stinger_1066

True confidence leaves no room for jealousy.

Being a pompous **** means everyone must do exactly what you do.

**SMC** · 02-01-2013 08:34 AM

On actual Valentines day am going to take the wife and daughters to eat...will probably send something to both kids at school.

On the weekend taking the wife to Dallas for Fri/Sat...so far have In N Out on the schedule, Mortons steak house, and Flogging Molly at House of Blues. Other than that some kid free relaxing time....

**SoCaliSooner** · 02-01-2013 08:59 AM

Booked a full day of spa treatments at Terranea for the wife then I'll meet her there for dinner.

**Romulus** · 02-01-2013 09:02 AM

You nickname your **** Molly?

**SoonerBeerSnob** · 02-01-2013 09:03 AM

Well the add banner has some suggestions for those who are still unsure

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/8390267581508381618

**SMC** · 02-01-2013 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Romulus

You nickname your **** Molly?

No, that would be super creepy in my case.

**SoCaliSooner** · 02-01-2013 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Romulus

You nickname your **** Molly?

Mine is aptly named Bodhi Kurt Russell Elvis Swayze...

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