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    Turns out atheists can't tip either

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    Was this AD?
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    Wow, turns out we can put all our religious beliefs aside and join together as complete ****s.
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    ****s are ****s. Religious or not. There are pieces of shit people of all races, creeds, class statuses and religions. They should all be hoarded up on an island and let them die.

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    Atheists ALWAYS tip better than religious people, so this is obviously fake.

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    The non-tipper was probably athiest and black.
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    Originally Posted by DRminimega67 View Post
    ****s are ****s. Religious or not. There are pieces of shit people of all races, creeds, class statuses and religions. They should all be hoarded up on an island and let them die.
    This world would go to hell without the ****s keeping everything in check.
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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    Was this AD?
    No I am a generous tipper and a kind spirit, when someone tells me have a blessed day I take it as rock on and have an awesome day!

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    The non-tipper was probably athiest and black.
    and a woman!

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    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    The non-tipper was probably athiest and black.
    Don't you mean "Canadian?"

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    At least the "Preacher" gave 10%

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    this atheist is probably muslim
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    I'm not athiest or canadian you ****weasels...

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    Last edited by soonerintn; July 19th, 2013 at 05:51 PM.

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    I'll admit the "Have a blessed day." thing kind of rubs me the wrong way, but not to the point of stiffing a waiter or waitress for it.
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    Turns out atheists can't tip either

    Chive much?

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    Originally Posted by nlight1 View Post
    Chive much?
    yes, daily.

    Do you think most of the pictures on here were taken by the posters themselves (outside of the super gay what are you wearing thread)?

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    Originally Posted by SoonerArtillery View Post
    I'm not athiest or canadian you ****weasels...
    Evidence suggests there is a God or you wouldn't be married.

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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    Don't you mean "Canadian?"
    Namor tips with bacon coupons...

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    Where the **** were they eating?

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    Originally Posted by 180WestBrooks View Post
    I'll admit the "Have a blessed day." thing kind of rubs me the wrong way, but not to the point of stiffing a waiter or waitress for it.
    I wonder what happens to you on a "blessed day" as opposed to a "good" or "nice" day?

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    Originally Posted by DRminimega67 View Post
    ****s are ****s. Religious or not. There are pieces of shit people of all races, creeds, class statuses and religions. They should all be hoarded up on an island and let them die.
    Would have to be a big island.

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    Funny how mc assumes the non-tipper is Athiest when it's obviously a Scientologist.

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    Originally Posted by Yuck Fu View Post
    I wonder what happens to you on a "blessed day" as opposed to a "good" or "nice" day?
    same thing happens ......
    just a matter of who you give the glory/credit to....

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    What about us Agnostics. We are the big tippers I guess.

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    I"m Catholic and proudly tip the shit out of my bill even if the waiter/waitress suck. I tipped someone at the Awful House 10 bucks the other day, more than my meal. At the same time, the 7-11 cashier was trying to shove some brownies or some shit for charity down everyone's throats the other day at checkout and I promptly reported to their home office. Habeeb-named sounding **** ended up calling me wanting to discuss which pissed me off even more. I"m keeping it at QT now

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    This looks shopped

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    For the record, Rastafarian's are the worst tippers.

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    Originally Posted by soonerintn View Post
    Are people continuing to tip as much as they did pre Obama taxes?
    Yep.

    You?

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    Originally Posted by Yuck Fu View Post
    I wonder what happens to you on a "blessed day" as opposed to a "good" or "nice" day?
    Either way, I think whoever says it wishes you the best.

    It certainly sounds better than "hope your day sucks!"

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    Originally Posted by beelzeBob View Post
    What about us Agnostics. We are the big tippers I guess.
    We're usually not for certain what we should tip.
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    Who the f**k cares. Anyone waiter who posts a picture of a receipt without the patrons permission is a chump. Fire em. No ones business what anyone tips.
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    I tip the old fashion way. How much cleavage is she willng to show?
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    Last edited by soonerintn; July 19th, 2013 at 05:50 PM.

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    Originally Posted by soonerintn View Post
    So you have just as much disposable income to go out as often and tip as much as you did pre obama?
    Disposable income should have no bearing on the lower bound of tipping. If your disposable income decreases, you may go out to eat less or order less expensive food/drinks. But, if your meal costs $10, regardless of your disposable income, your tip should be no less than $1.50, presuming acceptable service.

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    Originally Posted by soonerintn View Post
    So you have just as much disposable income to go out as often and tip as much as you did pre obama?
    That is not the question you asked
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    Atheists are notorious bad tippers.

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    Originally Posted by soonerintn View Post
    So you have just as much disposable income to go out as often and tip as much as you did pre obama?
    I pay more in taxes now in a year than I EARNED in a year pre Obama.

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    Originally Posted by Hot Rod View Post
    Either way, I think whoever says it wishes you the best.

    It certainly sounds better than "hope your day sucks!"
    True, but I was hoping maybe you would get a little extra on a blessed day. Oh well.

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    Re: Turns out atheists can't tip either

    Quick question: is it not appropriate to write "on table" when tipping if using a credit card? I always tip cash but had a waitress call me a jackass for doing it. Not sure what the big deal was since I tipped her 50% on the table so I went back and took it away. Waitresses are not allowed to be ****s either.

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    Originally Posted by PokeJ View Post
    I tip the old fashion way. How much cleavage is she willng to show?
    The more she rubs her tits in my face the more dollar bills I throw at her.
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    Originally Posted by azwe View Post
    Quick question: is it not appropriate to write "on table" when tipping if using a credit card? I always tip cash but had a waitress call me a jackass for doing it. Not sure what the big deal was since I tipped her 50% on the table so I went back and took it away. Waitresses are not allowed to be ****s either.
    When I tip cash I write "cash" on the tip line.

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    Originally Posted by azwe View Post
    Quick question: is it not appropriate to write "on table" when tipping if using a credit card? I always tip cash but had a waitress call me a jackass for doing it. Not sure what the big deal was since I tipped her 50% on the table so I went back and took it away. Waitresses are not allowed to be ****s either.
    I always tip in cash, but for now on I'm going to include a big zero on the receipt with a controversial remark. Hoping to make reddit.

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    Here's a tip for ya: F_CK OFF!!!

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    Originally Posted by heff View Post
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    Turns out shitty people are both defined as christians and atheists...whodathunk it?

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    Originally Posted by Aurora View Post
    No I am a generous tipper and a kind spirit, when someone tells me have a blessed day I take it as rock on and have an awesome day!
    When someone tells me to have a "blessed day" I say "you too". Then I punch them in the throat and say "Where's your God now? Why didn't he protect you? You must not really believe!!!!!"

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