A Battle for the Best Chappelle's Show Sketch Ever

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    Television A Battle for the Best Chappelle's Show Sketch Ever

    http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/...ow-sketch-ever

    It's a pretty long read, but it's worth the time. The bracket is almost entirely made up of sketch's from season one and two. It's insane how many strong bits that show had for such a short run.

    Hard to believe it debuted over 10 years ago.

    Any glaring omissions? Thoughts about the authors choices?

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    "You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted ****. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste ****es all the time!"

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    the black white supremacist was pretty good.
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    A Battle for the Best Chappelle's Show Sketch Ever

    Player Haters Ball is a personal favorite.

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    Originally Posted by veyron_80 View Post
    Player Haters Ball is a personal favorite.
    That's a good one but it begins and ends with Wayne Brady.
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    Originally Posted by veyron_80 View Post
    Player Haters Ball is a personal favorite.
    Same. The photo flip.

    Originally Posted by bushmaster06 View Post
    the black white supremacist was pretty good.
    SPOILER ALERT: Here's your champion.
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    Prince or the Rick James skit is winning it

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    Originally Posted by usaosooner View Post


    Prince or the Rick James skit is winning it
    way to hotlink jackass.

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    I just bought this baby cash!
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    Originally Posted by bushmaster06 View Post
    the black white supremacist was pretty good.
    Best evah.

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    Originally Posted by KCRuf/Nek View Post
    That's a good one but it begins and ends with Wayne Brady.
    I loved the Hanging with Wayne Brady skit. Brady was all gangstar and shit and shot Dave in the leg.

    But, the Charlie Murphy saga is one of the all time funniest bits Ive ever seen.

    Cocaine... it's a helluva drug.
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    Originally Posted by beelzeBob View Post
    I loved the Hanging with Wayne Brady skit. Brady was all gangstar and shit and shot Dave in the leg.

    But, the Charlie Murphy saga is one of the all time funniest bits Ive ever seen.

    Cocaine... it's a helluva drug.
    You may be right. Both made me laugh.

    Charlie Murphy.

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    Rick James, Prince and Wayne Brady are Top 3, no doubt. Teaching Kids About Drugs, Calvin Got a Job and Piss on You were probably 2nd tier.

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    you want some pancakes...****?!?

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    Prince and pancakes is my favorite, but mad real world was great too.

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    Charlie Murphy FTMFW. Prince and Rick James = 1 and 1A. Clayton Bigsby in 3rd.
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    Originally Posted by greensooner View Post
    you want some pancakes...****?!?
    damn it! I came here to post this.
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    No love for "The Racial Draft" yet??

    "Unbelievable, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice now officially white. O.J. black again. What a day!"
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    Originally Posted by Bruno Gianelli View Post
    Charlie Murphy FTMFW. Prince and Rick James = 1 and 1A. Clayton Bigsby in 3rd.
    This.

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    Originally Posted by Bruno Gianelli View Post
    Charlie Murphy FTMFW. Prince and Rick James = 1 and 1A. Clayton Bigsby in 3rd.
    Wasn't Charlie Murphy a part of the Rick James skit?

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    Black Bush and the ****s were hilarious.

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    Originally Posted by oorah_okie View Post
    Wasn't Charlie Murphy a part of the Rick James skit?
    IT'S COLD BLOODED!!!

    and

    UNITY!!!

    yes Charlie Murphy was involved in all the Rick James skits, especially the "**** yo couch" one

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    Originally Posted by greensooner View Post
    IT'S COLD BLOODED!!!

    and

    UNITY!!!

    yes Charlie Murphy was involved in all the Rick James skits, especially the "**** yo couch" one
    You can buy a new couch! What am I gonna do about my legs? They shoulda never gave you n!**@$ money!

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    Originally Posted by Troker View Post
    No love for "The Racial Draft" yet??

    "Unbelievable, Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice now officially white. O.J. black again. What a day!"
    Definitely one of my faves.

    "I've always wanted to say this...fer shizzle."

    and "goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!!"

    Man, I miss Dave.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Definitely one of my faves.

    "I've always wanted to say this...fer shizzle."

    and "goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!!"

    Man, I miss Dave.
    i saw him live. good shit.

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    Always partial to Popcopy, Clayton Bigsby, and Rick James/Charlie Murphy. Trading Spouses was pretty clever though, especially considering the actual reality shows about swapping families didn't come until after that sketch aired.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    Definitely one of my faves.

    "I've always wanted to say this...fer shizzle."

    and "goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken!!"

    Man, I miss Dave.
    There's a reason they still air his show nearly 10 years later. Didn't he quit because he became a Muslim?

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    I always heard that basically he caved under the pressure of a $50MM contract. He kind of freaked out and went to find himself and stuff.

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    Originally Posted by oorah_okie View Post
    There's a reason they still air his show nearly 10 years later. Didn't he quit because he became a Muslim?
    Another story I heard is that he started to question if what the show was doing was still a good thing for society after the infamous Pixie sketch in season 3.

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    Originally Posted by drumhead23us View Post
    I always heard that basically he caved under the pressure of a $50MM contract. He kind of freaked out and went to find himself and stuff.
    This is what I read too, but I could habe sworn I saw something a few years ago saying he was going to make a comeback.

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    Originally Posted by veyron_80 View Post
    Player Haters Ball is a personal favorite.
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    "Now that is a man I'd hate to fight, she wears underwear with dick holes in them."
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    Originally Posted by eightisgreat View Post
    "I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it out of your mother's pubic hair."


    "Now that is a man I'd hate to fight, she wears underwear with dick holes in them."
    Leaving the cut in with everyone losing it when he says that was genius.

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    Also, here's the completed bracket:


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    Originally Posted by ArbySooner View Post
    This is what I read too, but I could habe sworn I saw something a few years ago saying he was going to make a comeback.
    Imagine if he did a tour and played Civic Center-size places. Hell, he could probably sell out arenas if he wanted to and charge whatever he wanted.

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    Originally Posted by Troker View Post
    Also, here's the completed bracket:

    Recount!

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    The movies with Mooney was ****ing hilarious. "The Last Samurai with Tom Cruise? I'm gonna make a movie, call it The Last N!**3r on Earth with Tom Hanks."

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    I recommend the episode of "Inside the Actors Studio" he did. He talks about quitting the show and Comedy Central and buggin out to Africa. Its kind of serious show but Dave is also hillarious.

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    Black Bush FTW

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    Clayton Bigsby was a deserving winner. It could have come out in any time period and it still would have been uncomfortable, provocative, and hilarious all at the same time. Few comedy bits can say that. And he did it in the first episode. Ridiculous.

    That said, I still probably laughed harder at the Black Bush, Mad Real World, and Jury Duty sketches. Too many good skits to count, honestly.

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    Darkness everybody darkness.
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    What about the game show "do you know black people" also the world series of dice is awesome. One of the best
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    the reparations one was hilarious too..."we got enough cigarettes to last us the rest of our lives"
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    Originally Posted by whatitis View Post
    What about the game show "do you know black people" also the world series of dice is awesome. One of the best
    Why do black people love menthol cigarettes?

    I don't know

    That Is Correct! No one knows
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    Originally Posted by greensooner View Post
    the reparations one was hilarious too..."we got enough cigarettes to last us the rest of our lives"
    HIDE THE MONEY Y'ALL....THERE'S POOR PEOPLE AROUND....WHICHYA BROKE ASS!!!

    &

    I'M RICH, ****!!!
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    Originally Posted by chuckrollz View Post
    The Mad Real World...... "Correction, I had sex with Katie too"
    "Katie's got sum big ass tit-ayzzzz..."

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    Originally Posted by eightisgreat View Post
    "I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it out of your mother's pubic hair."


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