How To Win Friends and Influence Others in the Judicial System

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    You may skip to the 2:00 mark if you find the young lady distasteful.

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    I assumed by the title of the thread this was going to be about bribery.

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    Originally Posted by Stinger_1066 View Post
    Would get the herp.
    Yup
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    Reminds me of dealing with my 13 year old son sometimes.

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    I got a speeding ticket for speeding in a construction zone.
    The cop was northbound and I was going southbound on a divided highway.
    By the time he made the turn and pulled me over I still wasn't in the construction zone.
    After I got my ticket, I got out of the truck and took a picture of the "speed zone ahead" sign with the cops lights on it.

    I took off work to fight the ticket.
    I had my pictures printed out and a diagram of the road.
    There was a podium in front of the judge.
    I put my stuff on it.
    "Don't touch my podium"
    Three times I touched it.
    "What part of don't touch my podium do you not understand?"
    He didn't want to see my pictures because I was given a ticket for 67 in a 55 mph construction zone.
    The speed limit is 65 - so at 67 I was still speeding.

    $200 later I sure wanted to tell the judge he was #1.

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    Originally Posted by Orange is ugly View Post
    I got a speeding ticket for speeding in a construction zone.
    The cop was northbound and I was going southbound on a divided highway.
    By the time he made the turn and pulled me over I still wasn't in the construction zone.
    After I got my ticket, I got out of the truck and took a picture of the "speed zone ahead" sign with the cops lights on it.

    I took off work to fight the ticket.
    I had my pictures printed out and a diagram of the road.
    There was a podium in front of the judge.
    I put my stuff on it.
    "Don't touch my podium"
    Three times I touched it.
    "What part of don't touch my podium do you not understand?"
    He didn't want to see my pictures because I was given a ticket for 67 in a 55 mph construction zone.
    The speed limit is 65 - so at 67 I was still speeding.

    $200 later I sure wanted to tell the judge he was #1.

    Did you learn your lesson?

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    Originally Posted by soonerbornsoonerbret View Post
    Did you learn your lesson?
    What lesson? That cops lie and the judicial system is rigged? I figured those were common knowledge type things.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    What lesson? That cops lie and the judicial system is rigged? I figured those were common knowledge type things.
    The lesson is don't try to show up the cops and a judge without a lawyer.
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    Re: How To Win Friends and Influence Others in the Judicial System

    Lesson learned for thuggella deville, jail should be spiffy
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    What's the time stamp for when she takes her top off
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    My student & I sat in the parking lot of a psych facility this afternoon & watched this. Teaching moments, right?
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    What's not shown on this video is that later she gave the judge a hummer and all charges were dropped
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    We weren't sure if we were proud of him for not accepting the bullshit, or if his **** pump was just broken.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    We weren't sure if we were proud of him for not accepting the bullshit, or if his **** pump was just broken.
    I loved that whole Donald Thompson deal. The Austin Powers/Donald Thompson jokes just wrote themselves.

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    Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    I loved that whole Donald Thompson deal. The Austin Powers/Donald Thompson jokes just wrote themselves.
    There used to be a judge in southern OK who occasionally took the bench in red robes. Seriously. Red. He & Thompson were friends, & I always made the assumption that red robes = **** pump days.

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    She obviously had little understanding of an arraignment, as her flippant retort of having lots of valuable jewelry so eloquently displays.

    Maybe she will learn something in jail other than how to fashion a phallus from jolly ranchers.
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    Originally Posted by SpankyNek View Post
    She obviously had little understanding of an arraignment, as her flippant retort of having lots of valuable jewelry so eloquently displays.

    Maybe she will learn something in jail other than how to fashion a phallus from jolly ranchers.
    Imma bet she already knows that trick.
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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    My student & I sat in the parking lot of a psych facility this afternoon & watched this. Teaching moments, right?
    Sounds like you're a great influence and mentor for the children.

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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    Sounds like you're a great influence and mentor for the children.
    23 year olds are children?

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    23 year olds are children?
    Before I answer this question . . . Is it a she and are they single?

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    23 year olds are children?
    Have you seen OOO post?



    (I know, he's 24)
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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    23 year olds are children?
    Pics so we can make an informed comment.
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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    My student & I sat in the parking lot of a psych facility this afternoon & watched this. Teaching moments, right?
    We're u in the car? If so, what was his name.

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    Originally Posted by barlowd View Post
    We're u in the car? If so, what was his name.
    ooooooooooooooooooooo! Inappropriate it is!!!!

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    You all need spankings.
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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    You all need spankings.

    This is why we asked for pictures of the "student" . . . my God, work with us here woman.

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    Re: How To Win Friends and Influence Others in the Judicial System

    Originally Posted by smot poker View Post
    Have you seen OOO post?



    (I know, he's 24)
    I'm 25
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    Chola flips of el judge


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    Originally Posted by Nazgul View Post
    I'm glad you were able to catch up with the rest of us. Congrats.
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    I'm glad you were able to catch up with the rest of us. Congrats.
    LOL. I appreciate your heart-felt congratulations.
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    Originally Posted by Nazgul View Post
    LOL. I appreciate your heart-felt congratulations.
    It happens to the best of us.

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