Valentine's Day was not kind to hot blonds

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    NewsOK Valentine's Day was not kind to hot blonds

    First the Blade Runner kills his supermodel girlfriend, now this:

    Rob Morrison, a morning TV news anchor for WCBS, choked his wife during a fight at their suburban Connecticut home early Sunday and then threatened her again after he was arrested, police said.
    Cops in Darien raced to Morrison’s home around 1:30 a.m. after his mother-in-law called police to report a domestic incident at the couple’s $1.26 million home.
    They found Ashley Morrison, 40, a fellow TV news anchor, with red marks on her neck. Rob Morrison was bleeding from his face, an injury a source said was a result of the clash with his wife.



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    Awww True Love.

    Nothing says you care like identifiable marks claiming your territory.

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    I bet the make up sex is incredible...

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    Originally Posted by VUGear View Post
    I bet the prison sex is incredible...
    FTFY
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    OMG! Outlaw hands.

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    dumbass, you can't put your hands on a woman...if you're going to get her back have sex with all her friends
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    He's a smart guy. He should know better than to leave marks where they show.

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    Originally Posted by Stinger_1066 View Post
    Ashley Morrison, 40,
    Shoulda married a much younger woman.


    Seems like most women < 32-or-so actually like being choked

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    **** should have listened.

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    Originally Posted by The Baconator® View Post
    **** should have listened.
    What do you tell a **** with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you done told her twice already.
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    Originally Posted by Morningwood View Post
    Shoulda married a much younger woman.


    Seems like most women < 32-or-so actually like being choked
    Oh my word
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    Originally Posted by suncoastsooner View Post
    What do you tell a **** with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you done told her twice already.
    Whats the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last "incident"?
    The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

    What is the difference between a woman and a toilet?
    You don't have to cuddle with the toilet after you drop a load in it.

    How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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    I think he may have out kicked his coverage.

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    Originally Posted by McRib View Post
    Oh my word
    I know, right? That topic deserves it's own thread
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    Looks like she got some good shots in. Man, the wonders of make uo, huh?


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