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    Flying to OKC.

    The GFF is still in FL. Is it bad form to bangkok the ex wife?
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    Originally Posted by CrimsonHeaven View Post
    Is it bad form to bangkok the ex wife?
    Seriously?

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    Yes, it is very bad form.

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    Can If get one okay? ****! ****ing liberals.

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    They are the Ex for a reason... Just think real hard on all the fun times that caused you to never want to live with that woman again.

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    Make sure you don't fake impregnate her.
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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    They are the Ex for a reason... Just think real hard on all the fun times that caused you to never want to live with that woman again.
    That made me laugh.....still gonna hammer her . Grudge ****ing is good.

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    Originally Posted by CrimsonHeaven View Post
    The GFF is still in FL. Is it bad form to bangkok the ex wife?
    PM Suncoast for advice. He has experience in this area.

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    I would think less of you if you didn't.
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    nothing wrong with it, you get the ok from LTs

    after you do it, tell us if anything happens afterwards (now this could be days, weeks, months etc.) but tell us when it happens...you know for story time

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    You want to bang ****s with your ex? **** that..
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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    They are the Ex for a reason... Just think real hard on all the fun times that caused you to never want to live with that woman again.
    WTF? He didn't ask about moving in with her again... he asked about banging her again...

    Do you equate the two??????

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    Wear that **** out. If the GF ever finds out just say. "oh you know my lying **** ass ex wife will say anything to make my life miserable, I don't even know how she knew I was in town. One of her fat ass **** friends musta seen me".

    Drill her like an Arab looking for oil.

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    Just marry both of them.

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    Only thing I would touch my ex wife is the back of my hand

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    Different area codes...

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    Depends on what she looks like

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    Originally Posted by tha_Fett View Post
    Only thing I would touch my ex wife is the back of my hand
    She that ugly, huh?

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    Don't let these heathens talk you into infidelity. You will hate yourself forever. stay strong!!
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    Send me pics or post them in VIP of her and I'll answer you question

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    Send me pics or post them in VIP and I'll answer your question

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    Originally Posted by land burglar73507 View Post
    Send me pics or post them in VIP and I'll answer your question
    you guys and your advice... Poor guy is going to be all confused

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    Originally Posted by MikeLucky View Post
    WTF? He didn't ask about moving in with her again... he asked about banging her again...

    Do you equate the two??????
    Why, if you hated or couldn't stand someone enough to divorce them, would you want to "bang" them? It just seems a little goofy to me

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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    you guys and your advice... Poor guy is going to be all confused
    Nothing but best intentions here

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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    Why, if you hated or couldn't stand someone enough to divorce them, would you want to "bang" them? It just seems a little goofy to me
    Sometimes the sex is good even though nothing else is. Especially if she was crazy.

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    Im gonna hit it......beats the bar.

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    Originally Posted by land burglar73507 View Post
    Nothing but best intentions here
    Lulz

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    Originally Posted by CrimsonHeaven View Post
    Im gonna hit it......beats the bar.
    Watch out for the herp, she prob went buck wild after the divorce. Cant wash that crap off with Ajax.

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    If would buy a condom but it would piss her off.

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    Originally Posted by CrimsonHeaven View Post
    If would buy a condom but it would piss her off.
    well if you're really looking to piss her off, blast it in her face when you're done

    then again, tell us her reaction...we love stories around here

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    right before you meet up, read the Texas Blonde thread. May give you some perspective.
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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    Why, if you hated or couldn't stand someone enough to divorce them, would you want to "bang" them? It just seems a little goofy to me
    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    Watch out for the herp, she prob went buck wild after the divorce. Cant wash that crap off with Ajax.
    Are you a chick? You sound like a chick.

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    Originally Posted by MikeLucky View Post
    Are you a chick? You sound like a chick.
    I sound likes chick because I have morals? You must treat your significant other so good.

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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    I sound likes chick because I have morals? You must treat your significant other so good.
    No, you sound like a chick because you can't seem to comprehend the appeal of banging someone that you don't like.
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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    I sound likes chick because I have morals? You must treat your significant other so good.
    Actually you never once said not to do it based on morality... You said it was "goofy" but never said not to do it because it was immoral. Well, not until I called you a chick, anyway. If you had originally said it was a moral issue I would have called you a bible thumper...

    And, just for the record, banging your ex-wife isn't immoral in principle... If either party is cheating on someone, then it is immoral... but either way, it still doesn't mean banging your ex-wife can't be awesome.

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    Originally Posted by Wailer View Post
    Don't let these heathens talk you into infidelity. You will hate yourself forever. stay strong!!
    This... just jerk off on her several times while she fingerbangs herself... it'll be just as much fun. Then when you're done, you can throw a towel at her and say,"Clean yourself up you disgusting, nasty ****..."
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    well, did ya?

    I can't even imagine being in the same room with any of my ex-husbands much less letting them touch me...eww!
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    Originally Posted by MikeLucky View Post
    Actually you never once said not to do it based on morality... You said it was "goofy" but never said not to do it because it was immoral. Well, not until I called you a chick, anyway. If you had originally said it was a moral issue I would have called you a bible thumper...

    And, just for the record, banging your ex-wife isn't immoral in principle... If either party is cheating on someone, then it is immoral... but either way, it still doesn't mean banging your ex-wife can't be awesome.
    Read the OP. he has a GF, so what part of that did you not comprehend ? So, this particular subject, is. Immoral.

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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    Read the OP. he has a GF, so what part of that did you not comprehend ? So, this particular subject, is. Immoral.
    So, did you think it was immoral from the beginning, or only after I called you a chick? Just so I can comprehend...

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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    No, you sound like a chick because you can't seem to comprehend the appeal of banging someone that you don't like.
    So, banging someone you at some point hated is in? Getting a divorce is a pretty big deal and something pretty big would have to happen to go through a divorce. It's not like one of you guys breaking up with a chick because she had a dark anus and then banging her later once she got it bleached. You guys crack me up with your ideals of something fun. Ie banging a ex wife. I wouldn't touch my ex wife with a ten foot pole.

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    Originally Posted by Sabla View Post
    So, banging someone you at some point hated is in? Getting a divorce is a pretty big deal and something pretty big would have to happen to go through a divorce. It's not like one of you guys breaking up with a chick because she had a dark anus and then banging her later once she got it bleached. You guys crack me up with your ideals of something fun. Ie banging a ex wife. I wouldn't touch my ex wife with a ten foot pole.
    If she's hot, good in bed and you get to fly back to your home several states away when you're done, what's not to like?

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    Originally Posted by MikeLucky View Post
    So, did you think it was immoral from the beginning, or only after I called you a chick? Just so I can comprehend...
    Why else would I try to talk a dude into not getting laid? I was single once, I did a lot of things I prob shouldn't have. I was married before and I know I would ever want to see her naked again. I am married now to the love of my life. I wouldn't risk losing her for anything. If I would've slept with someone when we were just officially dating and she found out, I possibly could have lost her forever. Then where would I be, lolling at the VIP section every night to FAP and fall sleep alone? No thanks

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    Pics is she chubby or hot? Pics so we can decide. Then the board can make a better decision on if you should drill oil or not.
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    Maybe I shouldn't have even commented on the subject. I've definitely changed my POV on a lot of things in life. Banging every chick I could I'd one of them. But of course when I was single I'd rather get something new instead of a retread.

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    Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    If she's hot, good in bed and you get to fly back to your home several states away when you're done, what's not to like?
    This.

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    Originally Posted by soonerdm View Post
    Wear that **** out. If the GF ever finds out just say. "oh you know my lying **** ass ex wife will say anything to make my life miserable, I don't even know how she knew I was in town. One of her fat ass **** friends musta seen me".

    Drill her like an Arab looking for oil.
    So much this.

    I like the way you think. You would be an exceptional wing man. Lmao.

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