*** 2013 Oscars ***

[KCRuf/Nek]

Can we get back to talking about how big of a miserable **** Jen Garner is?

I'm not well versed on this. I do know that Babs and Hanoi Jane are huge ones.

And am I still the only one that saw Meryl pulling her undies out of her crack?

[mgsooner]

Why the hate?

Well, because she's a miserable ****.

[nocalsooner]

The highlight of the show for me was Shirley Bassey singing Goldfinger. She did it with style.

[Jbaker]

I don't know why apparently so many people are faux-offended by a freaking John Wilkes Booth joke...

[KCRuf/Nek]

The highlight of the show for me was Shirley Bassey singing Goldfinger. She did it with style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsCui5lSWcU

[LASooner]

Garner is a ****ing ****.

In my experience with her, you are correct.

[SoonerSean03]

So I guess the Bond guys didn't show up.

[OnlyOneOklahoma]

McFarlane did fine by me, but I only watched for about 15 minutes. I think the internet got pissed because he took the cheap jokes route. Which is funny because he essentially started that movement with Peter Griffin.

The "too old for Clooney" bit made me spit my beer.

[nocalsooner]

So I guess the Bond guys didn't show up.

Yeah, I was disappointed they didn't all trot out.

[Soonerpsycho]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/...-horrible-word

[OkieTac]

Good thing they waited until 10 for Barbara. She scares children. And me.

Has anyone ever seen Barbara Streisand and Mel Brooks in the same room? ...just sayin'.

[KCRuf/Nek]

Hollywood love for Obama extends to the Oscar telecast. Gah.

http://twitchy.com/2013/02/25/annoye...amaappearance/

[KCRuf/Nek]

And...

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/silve...ie-cutter.html

[Sooner Bob]

McFarlane did fine by me, but I only watched for about 15 minutes. I think the internet got pissed because he took the cheap jokes route. Which is funny because he essentially started that movement with Peter Griffin.

The "too old for Clooney" bit made me spit my beer.

I thought he did pretty good too . . .